Population | 9.277 billion |
Capital | Nazarick |
Leader | John Koenig |
Faith | Morii |
Currency | Mino |
Animal | lion |
The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Koenig with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 9.277 billion Sorrowsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazarick. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Sorrowsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,412 trillion Minoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,239 Minoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and rare steaks seem even bluer now. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obscure Sorrows's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morii.
Obscure Sorrows is ranked 6,042nd in the world and 148th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 17,147.64 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Obscure Sorrows was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Obscure Sorrows was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Obscure Sorrows was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Obscure Sorrows was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : Following new legislation in Obscure Sorrows, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
- : Obscure Sorrows was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : Obscure Sorrows was endorsed by The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
- : Following new legislation in Obscure Sorrows, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
- : Obscure Sorrows was endorsed by The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia.
- : Obscure Sorrows was endorsed by The Goodbye of Stelmund.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 125 » Amerion, Hanguk-Nippon, Bleakfoot, Land Without Shrimp, PenguinPies, Tsunamy, Wehraboos, Farengeto, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Ebonhand, Mapico, Shefino, The Worst army of, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Ralphburg, Drugged Monkeys, Midand, Aidenfieeld, Tepertopia, Phanama, Rebel-topia, Yellunstryer, Nowa Europa, Itani, Drystar, Bawkie, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Beblahbleblo, Anatasha, Saciu, The naked people, Darakin, The Island of Sorna, Arscanesia, The Haughtherlands, Kanatian Percocet, Skaladoria, Eleuthelrium, Venezia Pacifica, Aurcania, Zanforadon, Ostavaria, Great Lothian, Froshar, Chernaya Zvezda, Curlyhoward, Altnavia, Goldnation, Holy Free, and 75 others.Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, ARIAPOLIS01, America Gone Wrong, Sporaltryus, Kazhinskia, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Ever Testing, Estival, Hacrela, Alvira, Cerespasia, Empire of Pekoland, Greater Lamero, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Tanyaland, Asarana, Morian, Kaoia, Deerp, Gonthavnor, Doundaly, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Moreana, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Purestan, Krauanagaz, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, The Solar System Scope, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Lans Isles, Marre, Xanistan, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, Great Scapula, Albend, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, and Meglomania.